(Multi-Fandom, Multi-Ship, Canon and Non-Canon Character Friendly! Note: Can be NSFW and some roleplays can contain Gore. Roleplay Safe! ;P)
submitted by anonymous.
When radiologists take a selfie
Wait I’ve seen this
I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats
Nevermind this is it
BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2
TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I
CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS
MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE
MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST
BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN
Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment
and you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
what am I looking atSalmon isnot for desire
oki hummed to himself as he walked from the pool, pulling his shirt over his head and putting on his glasses. his hair was damp so what he had been doing was obvious, oki had been swimming, but he pouted a bit, “I wanna surf.. but miss anju won’t take…
Sora sweated at the thought of sharks. “Well…alllll right. I hope I don’t look too much like a seal.” Sora said, rubbing her neck, smiling awkwardly.
oki hummed to himself as he walked from the pool, pulling his shirt over his head and putting on his glasses. his hair was damp so what he had been doing was obvious, oki had been swimming, but he pouted a bit, “I wanna surf.. but miss anju won’t take me to the beachhh.”
"I love the ocean sometimes when there are evil sharks in there!" Sora exclaimed cheerfully.
"Hi, I’m new here, can you show me around?"
"Uh.. I think I’m lost."
"Wow, those are some awesome threads!"
"Don’t mind me, I just like making new friends!"
"Oh dear, do you need help?"
"You look like you could use a hand."
"You look a little lost, can I be of…
- “Could you at least humor me for maybe five more feet?”
- “Do you always break the law without a second thought?”
- “Do you feel that? Soul-crushing regret?”
- “Helloooooooo? Is anyone out there? Helloooo? I’m getting bored here! Is someone there?”
- “Hey, weren’t you in a…
Everyone gets mad at me, but the one character I can’t stand at all is Maizono. No clue why, she just- I started the game and saw her in the menu screen to start the game and I just groaned like “nooo…you are that bitch whose gunna fuck someone over noooo.” I could tell.